Shit Seasonings

Bull Shit

Steak Seasoning
Bull Shit is the finest steak seasoning to ever grace a pantry, no shit. After extensive testing in our Shit kitchens, we have come up with the perfect seasoning to compliment the finest cut of beef on the planet, the ribeye. But just wait until you see how Bull Shit brings out the tender goodness of T-bones, NY Strips, filets, flatirons and sirloins!

Good Shit

Sweet n’ Salty Seasoning

Taste the sweet difference! Good Shit Sweet n’ Salty Seasoning is a specially blended formula designed to bring sweetness to the palate like no other seasoning does. This blend will transform regular chicken, ribs, and pork into a masterpiece of flavors. Amaze your friends and hear them say, “Man this is some Good Shit!” Good Shit will add just enough sweetness to leave your taste buds dancing. Try it on Teriyaki, popcorn (for that sweet and salty taste), ribs, chicken, Shit, put it on everything. But be forewarned, Good Shit is habit forming!

Chicken Shit

Poultry Seasoning

We’ve got something to crow about! Chicken Shit is the seasoning designed especially for chicken! This ain’t the same herbs and spices the fat man in the white suit uses; this is so much better! Chicken Shit is guaranteed to produce the juiciest, most succulent chicken imaginable. No matter how you prepare your poultry, Chicken Shit will bring out the best of the bird.

Aw Shit

Hot n’ Spicy Seasoning

Aw Shit Hot n’ Spicy Seasoning is specially blended for those who want to put a little zip in their doo-da. With a hot combo taste of Mexican meets Cajun, this seasoning provides just the right amount of kick to make you say “Aw Shit!” Aw Shit will get you reaching for the nearest beer, but without having to “bite the bullet” the next morning. Whether you’re a gourmet cook or a sadist trying to get even with a friend, Aw Shit will provide the extra heat to bring out your best.